Lovemaking Ideas - Foods for Thought (and other uses!)

Looking for cool ideas for using food in your lovemaking?  Not for neatniks, but heh, if you are too much of a neatnick, hot, sloppy lovemaking is going to be hard for you anyway.  Either way - take a bite of this -

1) Sexy foods that you share -

* Eaten with the fingers - if possible
* Juicy or saucy
* Bite-sized no utensils needed
* Ice cream - dripped in nice spots

2) Good examples of finger foods for serving each other -

* Sliced bananas
* Strawberries
* Cherries
* Raspberries
* Figs
* Grapes (seedless are easier)
* Apple slices
* Watermelon balls (no pun intended - sort-of)

3) Go for the chocolate…try dipping these in chocolate (or caramel) that hardens, then keep them in the refrigerator for later -

* Strawberries
* Banana slices
* Apple slices
* Ladies - you owe me for that one…

4) Ideas for eating off of each other -

* Spread a water-resistant or washable sheet on the bed or floor
* If you have a sturdy dining room table that will hold you - eat a “different” meal off of it!
* Take turns
* Have a few towels nearby for cleaning up between courses

5) Good foods for eating off of each other -

* Whipped cream - always a favorite
* Wine or champagne in the navel (pick out lint first!)
* Spaghetti wrapped around whatever is handy
* Bagel or donut on a pole - creates trust, but watch the teeth!

6) If you can multi-task, feed each other while in a spooning position with him up on one elbow -

* 1-2-3-grape
* 1-2-3-apple slice
* 1-2-3 - …you get the idea…

7) The feet and toes are very sensitive -

* Eat small pieces of fruit from between your partner’s toes - be careful if she is ticklish
* Whipped cream sucked off of clean feet can be fun

8)  Demonstrate your technique -

* Show him how to you would service him using a banana
* Show her with a split open plum or peach

9) Make a full meal of it -

* Oriental meals are great - bite sized pieces
* Practice your chop-stick techniques
* Each of you has to feed the other
* Find other uses for the chopsticks later - carefully

10) Cautions and Don’ts

* Make sure your partner can turn over to spit something out if it gets stuck - hard to do the Heimlich maneuver when you are both sticky or slippery
* Nothing in the vagina part 1 - results in yeast infections and irritation - not conducive to repeat performances
* Nothing in the vagina part 2 - “I remember inserting 6 grapes, but I only got 5 out” - embarrassing to explain to the ER team!